What kind of condoms should I use?

Hey, check this out, condoms suck man. I’m not gonna lie to y’all and say it’s exactly the same as not wearing one. Sex feels ways better without a condom, that’s just a fact. Ain’t nothing in the world like raw sex.

Here’s the thing… You know what else sucks though? Having unplanned babies while you are a baby yourself fucking sucks! It also sucks real bad if you end up getting a sexually transmitted disease where your cock falls off, or you end dying. That sucks even worse than using a condom.

So yeah, we’ve established that though condoms suck, having a baby while you are a baby, or your dick falling off sucks even more. So like it or not, we as the men of this society are stuck using the condoms. The few exceptions are if your partner is on birth control, or you get a vasectomy or something.

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT RELY ON THE PULL OUT METHOD. I don’t care how strong you think your pullout game is, that precum will make you a daddy in no time. That’s not fair to you, it’s not fair to her, and it’s not fair to the unborn child who may end up getting aborted or having a tough life due to irresponsible kids making babies. Don’t be that person.

So as we are stuck wearing condoms, which inevitably reduce sensation, what can we do? Well, it’s been my experience that for the most part, condoms all feel the same. Though, I could make the case that some are better than others.

My all time favorite brand were the original kimono microthin large condoms. They are called large, but don’t let that fool you. I don’t have a large cock, and this condom is not meant for someone with a massive penis. They just call it large, fuck if I know why. They do have XL, and those are probably better suited for those of you who can’t use regular sized condoms. That brand in my experience seemed to be the thinnest and provided the greatest sexual experience. They come in different styles, but the one pictured above was my favorite.

There are others I’ve tried throughout my life, “Ultra sensitive,” and “almost like nothing” ones. They seem to be better, so if you like, you can try those as well. At the end of the day, using a condom, even if it reduces sensation, will A) prevent unwanted pregnancy, B) keep you from getting *MOST* sexually transmitted diseases, (not all.) I mean, you can still get herpes and some other shit that can be passed via skin contact on the genitalia.

Basically, the condom is not a 100% way to prevent disease or pregnancy. TheĀ  only way to do that is to simply not fuck, be abstinent. However, if you plan on getting some action, protect yourself and protect your partner by using condoms each and every time you get down!