I was getting a massage from my male masseuse. I guess I was half asleep because I thought he was talking to me from one side, but he was actually on the other. At one point, I stretched my arms out and accidentally hit something. I didn’t think there was anything on my side, so I started reaching and squeezing to figure out what it was. That’s when my massage therapist said, “That’s my leg.”

I quickly pulled my hand back and said, “Oh man, I thought you were on the other side, my bad.” He said he was relieved because he thought he was about to have to ask me to leave for trying to hit on him. I told him not to worry at all and that it was an honest mistake.

He was relieved, and then we went back to the massage. That experience was both funny and a little embarrassing. For the record, if I ever touch a male, it’s either platonic or by mistake. So if I accidentally bump into you, you can be sure there’s nothing intentional behind it.