So I went through this article, and I tried to fairly and intelligently, and in some cases, ratchetly respond. Some of the points they make are kind of silly, and it makes me think that this person is probably young, or not the sharpest tool in the shed. However, once I started addressing it, I didn’t want to stop as I had already invested some time and energy. I was in too deep folks, so I saw it through.<\/p>\n
So here you go, 30 points that this person thinks will stop a girl from having sex with you, along with my responses and or suggestions. This list is definitely not some scientifically curated list, but you’ll be able to decipher that right away.<\/p>\n
1.\u00a0<\/strong>Wearing the same exact pair of boxers all the damn time. 2.\u00a0<\/strong>Taking your junk\u00a0out through the\u00a0hole in your boxers when she\u2019s giving you a blowjob instead of actually removing your clothing (especially if there\u2019s a cartoon character on them that she\u2019d be forced to stare at). 3.\u00a0<\/strong>Misjudging where the clitoris is and rubbing her in a random spot that does nothing for her. 4.\u00a0<\/strong>Frequently eating food that you know<\/em> is going to make your semen taste disgusting. 5.\u00a0<\/strong>Assuming that she\u2019s ready for penetration, just because she feels wet (it\u00a0might just be discharge, guys). 6.\u00a0<\/strong>Refusing to\u00a0eat her out, because you don\u2019t like the taste. 7.\u00a0<\/strong>Expecting her to continue riding you, even though it\u2019s clear she\u2019s worn out, instead of putting her into a new position and taking control. 8.\u00a0<\/strong>Telling her to orgasm for you. You\u2019re trying to sound sexy, but all she hears is that she\u2019s taking too long. 9.\u00a0<\/strong>Arguing with her every time she asks you to put a condom on, even though she\u2019s only trying to be responsible. 10.\u00a0<\/strong>Looking at the wall or the headboard\u00a0or the television instead of looking her in the eyes. 11.\u00a0<\/strong>Letting your fingernails grow too long and then trying\u00a0to finger her with them. 12.\u00a0<\/strong>Expecting her to immediately return the favor every time you go down on her or give her a massage. 13.\u00a0<\/strong>Kissing her when your beard is\u00a0scratchy \u2014 it\u2019s super\u00a0painful and is going to turn her face all red. 14.\u00a0<\/strong>Getting pissed off when she turns down sex. 15.\u00a0<\/strong>Putting her into the same exact positions every time you have sex. And using the same dirty talk lines without slipping in anything new. 16.\u00a0<\/strong>Repeatedly trying to do something that she\u2019s already told you is off limits. 17.\u00a0<\/strong>Constantly asking questions about\u00a0what position she wants to be placed in instead of making a decision yourself. 18.\u00a0<\/strong>Letting the dog or cat into\u00a0the room (or even worse, onto the bed). 19.\u00a0<\/strong>Skipping foreplay and going straight for sex. 20.\u00a0<\/strong>Turning down sex whenever she<\/em> initiates it (not because you\u2019re tired, but because you want to make her see how rejection feels). 21.\u00a0<\/strong>Pushing her head toward your body when she\u2019s giving you a blowjob. 22.\u00a0<\/strong>Making any non-positive comment about her body, like that she needs to shave soon. 23.\u00a0<\/strong>Lasting so long that she starts to feel sore. 24.\u00a0<\/strong>Comparing her to someone else you\u2019ve had sex with in the past. 25.\u00a0<\/strong>Trying to schedule sex instead of letting it happen naturally. 26.\u00a0<\/strong>Being a dead fish while she does all of the work, all of the time. 27.\u00a0<\/strong>Forgetting to brush your teeth and put on deodorant beforehand. 28. <\/strong>Closing your eyes to fantasize the entire time instead of enjoying her body. 29.\u00a0<\/strong>Trying to have sex with her when your mother is in the next room, close enough for her to hear. 30. <\/strong>Falling asleep as soon as you orgasm without giving her what she needs.
\nWho does this? Take a bath and change your undies you nasty mofos.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nReasonable expectation. Natural progression I would expect.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nCommunication is magic. That’s not it? Then how about you just tell him? Men are not magicians. Teach him once, and he’ll know going forward.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nUhm? How about you list the foods that offend you? This is very subjective.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nThe deeper I get into this article, the more I’m feeling like this is a waste of time. Communication. If you’ve been going heavy, foreplaying, and you are not ready, let him know, get some lube, talk. Again, we are not magicians. Are we supposed to ask, “Hey, are you wet, or are you discharging?”<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nTalk about it with him. Take a bath. Work it out. Move on if it’s that important to you. Some dudes ain’t into that, just like some women don’t like to give blow jobs.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nYou can tell she’s gassing out, don’t be a jerk. Switch positions bro.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nThis creates pressure, and if you are going to say it, then time it for once she says “I’m cumming” and you start to feel it happening. Show her how much pleasure it gives you to know that she’s cumming. Although, I read some bullcrap article that said, “men enjoying a woman’s orgasm is patriarchy.” LOL. Whatever.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nDump his ass on the spot. Period.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nWork on this together. This could run deep.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nCommon sense. Don’t cut her vagina up. Communicate.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nYou should enjoy giving her these things, and not expect anything in return. That being said, pleasure is a two way street.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nFair. I’ve encountered complaints to this during several relationships, and shaving is important. It does hurt their sensitive skin.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nHmm. This one depends. How often is this happening? If it’s all the time, well, that article title is gonna apply to you, and you will be replaced. Laws of nature.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nThe language of sex works together. You don’t entirely control everything, and neither does she. It should flow as a unit and be dynamic.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nI mean, yeah, you gotta accept this one. A perfect example is anal, not everyone is down for that, just let it go. Others don’t like to give oral, now that one is a bit more of a problem as it’s part of foreplay, etc. But communicate on this.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nYou don’t talk or ask on this, you should just flow dynamically.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nWord. I’ve had this happen many times to me. Someone needs to tell this to the women, not to us.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nAgreed. I don’t like this at all, and I know for sure women don’t like this either. Foreplay is key!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nThis has never happened in my life. Certainly not as an adult. Not into these mind games. This one indicates youth and inexperience.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nNot sure I understand this one, so I’ll just pass.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\n“That dress makes you look great.” Common sense folks, common sense.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nYou should be able to tell when it’s gone too long, ie: she’s now dry. Though I bet you would prefer this to a one minute man.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nThis is a death sentence. Again, the writer and her partners must be young.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nIt should flow naturally. Although, as you get older, have kids, etc, the scheduling may come into play. I hate that though.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nWhat kind of dudes is this lady dating? Seriously, what the hell?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nNastiness. At what point during the day, other than immediately after a shower or bath are you NOT wearing deodorant?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nHow are you magically aware of why he closes his eyes? Communicate.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nGet your own damn apartment, again, the age is showing here.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
\nThis one applies to all ages, and though I want to close by saying, “Your age is showing,” unfortunately, a lot of dude’s do this. Make sure she comes homie, otherwise someone else will.<\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"