Movie Review: Vikingdom

I don’t know how or why I sat through this film, Vikingdom. I also don’t know why I’m doing this movie review. This film is like a train wreck, you don’t want to see it, but you just can’t look away. This film tried, they really tried hard. It reminded me of a really bad 80’s movie, with some updated graphics, that still manages to be just as bad. My wife couldn’t even sit past the first half hour, but being the glutton for punishment that I am I couldn’t stop. Now, I will say this, the film was mildly entertaining, they used some of the techniques that you saw on the Starz series “Spartacus,” and those were pretty brutal. But it was just a really weird movie, and this has to be the absolute worst Thor, ever. EVER.

But then again, when you’ve seen this guy as Thor….

So the story of this film is that Thor is pissed off because the humans are worshiping Jesus and have forgotten the old Gods. So he comes to Earth, builds an army and plans to open the gates of heaven and hell when the blood eclipse comes. There is a human that was brought back to life by a Goddess and he is chosen to take on the task of stopping Thor. He build his rag tag army and gets to war. From there on the cheesiness ensues.

I’m putting a picture of her, simply cause she was really hot. Sexy ass fighter woman, I like it!

You got two hours or so to kill? Wanna see a film that is entertaining but terribly cheesy at the same time? Well, then sit through Vikingdom, giving you the worst Thor ever! Oh, and they give you these guys too! No fantasy film is complete without a dead king monster zombie type thingy…